stillthinkingofabetterusername:

candiceirae:

ourmissallison:

mlleclaudine:

What I wouldn’t give for a docile bear the size of a house

The gentleman and the chickadee are perfect.

I’m very okay with all of this and more

chillinlikeawhitey:

twinkies

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

b-obbs:

thefuzzhead:

schmergo:

I don’t like to call Frankenstein’s creation a ‘monster’ because he seems pretty chill, so I just call him Frankenstein’s lil boi

*new yorker accent* yeah, that’s guy’s just Frankie’s kid, what’s it to ya?

“Yeah that’s Frankie’s kid, his pop dont treat ‘im right, neither do most people round here, but he ain’t a bad kid, just in a bad sitiation”

(via glorianas)

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strandbooks:

Wow, accurate. 🎁 Tag a friend who loves books. (🎨 by @floperrydraws) — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2PdyFrL

@notnotcrazy

(via pseudorealities)

bipirate:

not to be harry potter on main but i honestly think the fantastic beasts series would have been so much more interesting if it was just about the beasts. i don’t give a fuck about grindelwald, just give me a movie about an eccentric wizard travelling the world looking for magical animals and teaching us the power of friendship

(via woody-harrelson)

springcottage:

ryanpernofski on ig

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fieldbears:

emotionsidehoe:

Out on the town !

oh my god  oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

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sixpenceee:

I’m not touching you

Crown shyness is a naturally occurring phenomenon in some tree species where the uppermost branches in a forest canopy avoid touching one another. (Source)

(via garrulus)

sweetoothgirl:

MINI GINGERBREAD MUG TOPPER COOKIE RECIPE

(via detectiveinspectordonut)

waterbending:

disney can remove shang from the live action mulan movie but they will NEVER be able to erase the fact that in the original movie shang was clearly attracted to mulan when he thought she was a guy and is therefore bisexual

(via olivesnook)

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bemusedlybespectacled:

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

(via thefairfleming)

deusabinitio:

charlesoberonn:

At my funeral, I’m gonna hire somebody with a scar to look over my body and audibly whisper “I should’ve been the one to finally take you out.”

Alternatively, they could also whisper “They won’t get away with this. I’m gonna finish what you started, old friend.”

They’ll have instructions to read the room and choose which they deem best fit

(via majorsarcasm19)